the cape 

Cape Cod-- a vacation spot in SE Massachusetts

the cape by M-easy July 5, 2003

The Cape 

The most important prize in the game of basketball, awarded to the player in a particular game who nets the most Cape Points. Cape points reward manly achievements such as blocked shots and offensive rebounding, and punish weak, pussy-ass, cowardly tendencies like passing and shooting three pointers.

Cape Points Formula:
PTS + 5*OFF REB + 3*DEF REB + 10*BLK - 10*3PA - 3*3PM -3*AST
Bonus points are awarded for Flagrant Fouls (+15) and Ejections (+25).

Dwight Howard typically leads the league in Cape Points.

Mike: "Yo man, did Dwight Howard keep The Cape tonight?"

Paul: "No, man. He was passing way too much and only finished with 73 Cape Points. Chris Bosh really manned up. He had a bunch of offensive rebounds and he finished with 95 Cape Points. Bosh is the new Capeholder."

Mike: "Nice, who won the game?"

Paul: "Who the fuck cares?"

The Cape by Cape_101 March 9, 2010

the Cape 

refers to Cape Coral, a city in southwest Florida.

Hey man, let's go to the Cape tonight to hit up some bars.

the Cape by FGCU42 January 27, 2009

the cape 

A stupid bitch that always gets in the way, ruining your plans. The cape always tags along and will whine the entire time.

Dude the cape got us so bad.

the cape by anticape May 21, 2007

The cape 

Only the worst show in history!.. Honestly NBC must have been on some wrong pills when they put this out.. It's cheesy characters and plot drive you nuts, turn your stomach, and make you find yourself googling about how terrible the show is.... The upsides of the show is the max malini/melinisp dude who is actually degrading himself being part of this fucking show!. Fuck I wonder why I keep going back to watch the mothafucking show.... Notice how he jumps out of nowhere and thinks he's such a badass........ fuck I'm frustrated trying to describe the show.

wasting a productive hour of your life basically sniffing shit

i should use the cape to wipe my ass

The cape by chik-fil-a March 16, 2011

the Cape Cod 

The Cape Cod is a two person sexual activity, needing one receiving male and an individual to initiate the act. The initiator stands behind the male and lowers until their arm is between their legs. The arm is bent upward to grasp the penis to provide a model of Cape Cod and it's culturally liberal tip, Provincetown. The penis is then stroked with a firmly grasped Provincetown until the male finished and releases his ferry.

Upon finishing, the initiator must address the male with the phrase, "thats some good fuckin clam chowdah!!!!".

I gave 3 bucks to that guy and he gave me the Cape Cod behind a 7/11

the Cape Cod by thoseturtls August 27, 2014

Drink the cape off St. Paul. 

Irish slang for someone who has the ability to partake in a large amount of drinking

I know I can drink a lot and often guzzle down bottles of prosecco out of Mcdonalds cups whilst sitting on town benches, but this guy I know can Drink the cape off St. Paul.

Drink the cape off St. Paul. by Boumf January 10, 2017