The Canton
The Canton by Jh007 June 27, 2024
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The Canton
The Canton by Jh007 June 27, 2024
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The Canton Cannoli
When you stick a cannoli around your penis and your partner (male or female) cleans off the cannoli with their mouth, leading to a creamy adventure.
The Canton Cannoli by bigthiccenergy January 27, 2022
Loading the Cannon
"I'm going out with Becky tonight. Don't come over after 9. I will be loading the cannon."
"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."
"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"
"I loaded that bitch's cannon last night."
"Dude! Who loaded my sister's cannon last night? There is shit everywhere!"
Loading the Cannon by Dick Trickle the 3rd November 28, 2011
The Cannonball Challenge
The Cannonball Challenge consists of eating nothing but cheese for a week straight whilst forcing oneself to not poop. On the last day, one must take laxatives equivalent to 10x the regular dosage.
Later that night, one will poop and release a cannonball of shit into the toilet and post it online, tagging 10 friends and challenging them to attempt The Cannonball Challenge.
Later that night, one will poop and release a cannonball of shit into the toilet and post it online, tagging 10 friends and challenging them to attempt The Cannonball Challenge.
My friend and I attempted The Cannonball Challenge. Ever since, I’ve had consistent bloody stools. On the bright side, food goes right through me now!
The Cannonball Challenge by CannonballChallengeEnthusiast September 3, 2019
Stuff the Cannon
This when you go to your Dr. or clinic to get an STD check. The gigantic elephant Q-tip they use to ram inside of your Johnson is very similar to the force and action exhibited by soldiers, pirates, and other cannoneers.
Wade: Holy Fuck man what happened to you last night.
Dick: Man I have no fucking clue, after destroying all of those beers yesterday and taking about 15 valium I blacked out.
Wade: Jesus
Dick: Yeah I woke up with a dirty crack whore in my bed but couldn't find a condom anywhere.
Wade: Uh-0h sounds like its time to Stuff the Cannon.
Dick: You said it man
Dick: Man I have no fucking clue, after destroying all of those beers yesterday and taking about 15 valium I blacked out.
Wade: Jesus
Dick: Yeah I woke up with a dirty crack whore in my bed but couldn't find a condom anywhere.
Wade: Uh-0h sounds like its time to Stuff the Cannon.
Dick: You said it man
Stuff the Cannon by LouieKablooie June 19, 2009
The cannons
The art of farting whilst having diarreha on the toilet. The result is a shit coated toilet and a brown ass. The thudding sound it makes sounds like a cannon
Person 1: Man I had the worst shit ever today after that kebab
Person 2: Count your self lucky, I had the cannons after eating at that new Mexican place
Person 1: Ahhh gross man, bet the girlfriend had a good time cleaning that
Person 2: Count your self lucky, I had the cannons after eating at that new Mexican place
Person 1: Ahhh gross man, bet the girlfriend had a good time cleaning that
The cannons by glassybubbles122 November 15, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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