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The Brigadier 

Pure menace. Ignore his cheery and garrulous demeanor; the Brigadier commands respect as the leader of an elite guerrilla organisation. He has been known to torture individuals who dared ask for extra windows in their countryside properties. Despite often being seen in khaki shorts and relaxed footwear, do not think him a soft touch; he'll eat your kids.
Has anybody seen Jonny and Gill? I haven't seen them since they had a late night meeting with the Brigadier.
The Brigadier by Django Elf March 27, 2021
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The Brigadier 

A very dangerous man. The Brigadier will lull you into a false sense of security, what with his khaki shorts, comfortable shoes and cheese and onion crisps: but make no mistake, one false move and he will end you. His favourite form of torture is taking windows out of your home.
Anyone seen Gill and Jonny?

Nah man, they've been missing ever since they annoyed the Brigadier.
The Brigadier by Django Elf March 28, 2021

captain of the butt brigade

of a distinguished group of homosexual males, the one who displays the most flamboyantly queer, fudge-packing tendencies
As the Captain of the butt brigade shouted "ram that ass!" Jonah was drilled by the cabin boy.

The Bunghole Brigade 

(n). 1. Group of extremely gay little bastards who enjoy playing with and pillaging each other's and other men's anuses.
2. A group of butt pirates who enjoy anal orgies.
3. WWE's faction Evolution
Run for your life! Cover your asses! The Bunghole Brigade has arrived!!!!!!!!!1
The Bunghole Brigade by King Slim August 11, 2004

Charge of the light brigade 

A verb. To do or perform a very brave inspired, but ultimately foolish, self-crippling and suicidal act. Can be put in both social and political context.
"Going on stage was a total charge of the light brigade..."

The Kool Brigade 

The créme de la créme of Irish Teen society, consisting of 8 intellectual individuals,hailing from Dublin, Ireland. Often found populating many a free gaf, or wearing evening wear to everyday cafés.
"Hey man, who were you socialising with last night?"
"No-one special...apart from.."
"Apart from who?"
"THE KOOL BRIGADE!!!"
"Woah man!"
The Kool Brigade by Sammy Jay October 16, 2005

The L9CAL Brigade 

An small group of Discord spies. They had extremely successful spying missions. Their leader is Lokal-Peak known as "L9CAL" or "L9CALUS", an random Russian internet user which appears to have mental problems.
(Let's talk about The L9CAL Brigade) or (Let's talk about Lokal-Peak's brigade.)