The Bob Ross

The act of unloading semen onto a woman's face and preceding to use your penis as a paintbrush to apply it all over her face. An act truly honoring the great artist Bob Ross.

You know that feeling you get when you've really accomplished something? That's how you'll feel after givin' her the Bob Ross.

The Bob Ross by Moxen January 16, 2008

The Bob Ross

When people of a tribal community get together to apply ceremonial or war paint to their bodies using the tips of BBC's.

Geez Kendrick, what did you do over the weekend? Looks like you got The Bob Ross at your family reunion.

The Bob Ross by XxCougarbaitxX July 6, 2021

The Bob Ross

To make a person sniff paint until they pass out and then perm his or her pubic hair.

Dude, it looks like someone gave you The Bob Ross.

The Bob Ross by Suburban missionary December 22, 2016

the Bob Ross

The Bob Ross is a sexual move. It can only be performed if the male has a long goatee, much like the late, great television artist. The key is to twist the beard to a point, and while performing cunnilingus, dip the pointy beard into the female's anus and then proceed to "paint" on her vagina with the freshly-dipped brush.

I gave Nicole the Bob Ross the other night. There was shit everywhere! She loved it.

the Bob Ross by Shamus McUndy May 4, 2010

The Bob Ross

When you're fucking a woman and about to cum, you pull out to cum on her stomach but accidentally hit her in the face instead and say " what a happy little accident"

The Bob Ross; "I was fucking Stacey the other night and I Bob Ross'd her two times"

The Bob Ross by GrappleDummy August 5, 2024

the bob ross shuffle

a sex act banned worldwide due to how much feces, fisting, semen and also wearing a fake afro while smearing shit onjto the womans face and using your fingers as the paintbrush

john was thrown into federal prison for doing the bob ross shuffle on jane

the bob ross shuffle by ninjawalnut October 28, 2017

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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