The Bob Ross

The act of unloading semen onto a woman's face and preceding to use your penis as a paintbrush to apply it all over her face. An act truly honoring the great artist Bob Ross.

You know that feeling you get when you've really accomplished something? That's how you'll feel after givin' her the Bob Ross.

The Bob Ross by Moxen January 16, 2008

The Bob Ross

When people of a tribal community get together to apply ceremonial or war paint to their bodies using the tips of BBC's.

Geez Kendrick, what did you do over the weekend? Looks like you got The Bob Ross at your family reunion.

The Bob Ross by XxCougarbaitxX July 6, 2021

The Bob Ross

To make a person sniff paint until they pass out and then perm his or her pubic hair.

Dude, it looks like someone gave you The Bob Ross.

The Bob Ross by Suburban missionary December 22, 2016

the Bob Ross

The Bob Ross is a sexual move. It can only be performed if the male has a long goatee, much like the late, great television artist. The key is to twist the beard to a point, and while performing cunnilingus, dip the pointy beard into the female's anus and then proceed to "paint" on her vagina with the freshly-dipped brush.

I gave Nicole the Bob Ross the other night. There was shit everywhere! She loved it.

the Bob Ross by Shamus McUndy May 4, 2010

The Bob Ross

When you're fucking a woman and about to cum, you pull out to cum on her stomach but accidentally hit her in the face instead and say " what a happy little accident"

The Bob Ross; "I was fucking Stacey the other night and I Bob Ross'd her two times"

The Bob Ross by GrappleDummy August 5, 2024

the bob ross shuffle

a sex act banned worldwide due to how much feces, fisting, semen and also wearing a fake afro while smearing shit onjto the womans face and using your fingers as the paintbrush

john was thrown into federal prison for doing the bob ross shuffle on jane

the bob ross shuffle by ninjawalnut October 28, 2017

fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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