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The Bob Ross 

The act of unloading semen onto a woman's face and preceding to use your penis as a paintbrush to apply it all over her face. An act truly honoring the great artist Bob Ross.

You know that feeling you get when you've really accomplished something? That's how you'll feel after givin' her the Bob Ross.
The Bob Ross by Moxen January 16, 2008

The Bob Ross 

When people of a tribal community get together to apply ceremonial or war paint to their bodies using the tips of BBC's.
Geez Kendrick, what did you do over the weekend? Looks like you got The Bob Ross at your family reunion.

The Bob Ross 

To make a person sniff paint until they pass out and then perm his or her pubic hair.
Dude, it looks like someone gave you The Bob Ross.
The Bob Ross by Suburban missionary December 22, 2016

the Bob Ross 

The Bob Ross is a sexual move. It can only be performed if the male has a long goatee, much like the late, great television artist. The key is to twist the beard to a point, and while performing cunnilingus, dip the pointy beard into the female's anus and then proceed to "paint" on her vagina with the freshly-dipped brush.
I gave Nicole the Bob Ross the other night. There was shit everywhere! She loved it.

The Bob Ross 

When you're fucking a woman and about to cum, you pull out to cum on her stomach but accidentally hit her in the face instead and say " what a happy little accident"
The Bob Ross; "I was fucking Stacey the other night and I Bob Ross'd her two times"
The Bob Ross by GrappleDummy August 5, 2024

the bob ross shuffle 

a sex act banned worldwide due to how much feces, fisting, semen and also wearing a fake afro while smearing shit onjto the womans face and using your fingers as the paintbrush
john was thrown into federal prison for doing the bob ross shuffle on jane
the bob ross shuffle by ninjawalnut October 28, 2017

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026