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The Blitz

The Blitz referes to the Season 5 of How I Met Your Mother, when one person leaves the group for any period of time and something amazing happens. You can pass on the Blitz from being part of the group when somthing amazing does happen, but another person from the group had to leave between 2-30 minutes prior to that amazing thing happening.
Jamie: Barney! where did you go you missed it!

Luke: Missed what?!

Adam: That awesome beerpong shot!
(Prior Blitz)Aaron: yea and i was there!

Luke: Awwww man!!

(Luke becomes the blitz)
by Xurria July 8, 2012
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The Blitz

Coming from Hitler's "BlitzKrieg" meaning lightening war.

The Blitz of London and other major cities in the UK refers to the period during World War II when London was heavily bombed by the luftwaffe (1940-1941).

42,000 Britons died as a result of the blitz, and over 130,000 homes were vaporised. Hitler also commisioned the V2 to attack.

Although the object of the blitz was to weaken British morale, it served as quite the opposite as Churchill focused his speaches to praising the indefatigueability of the British public, thus strenghtening morale.


With the capture of the radar, and discovery of the german radar patterns the blitz ended. German aircraft could no longer keep accuratly hitting their targets.
The blitz destroyed a lot of shit.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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The Blitz

Occurs during a heavy night of drinking either with friends or by yourself that results in an embarrassing or scarred feeling upon waking up. Such actions are passing out in a chair while your friends kid thinks you have died or messaging people of the other sex inappropriate messages. Wearing your hat backwards is a telltale sign of the blitz approaching
Remember that time The blitz got Dave after all those jaeger bombs and he ended up knocking over a table while he was trying to pick up the waitress and then we had to take him home and put him in his be
by jackzill78 August 27, 2018
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the blitz

A group of people who do your bidding, usually pertaining to gang violence.
“Yo, Jaquan talking mad crazy on the net, what are you gonna do about this?”

“He better watch his mouth before I send the blitz”
by reggie from zombieland December 12, 2024
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the blitz

A group of people who do your bidding, usually pertaining to gang violence.
“Yo, Jaquan talking mad crazy on the net, what are you gonna do about this?”

“He better watch his mouth before I send the blitz”
by reggie from zombieland December 12, 2024
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The Curse of the Blitz

The Curse of the Blitz is a phenomenon that occurs whenever a person repeatedly misses something unbelievably awesome by walking out of a room full of people. It is unclear whether the person's presence/absence is the determining factor in these events. What is known is that it is more than just coincidence and the curse can be passed from one person to another.
Man1: Dude, right after you left the room, the laws of physics disappeared and the laws of awesome, tripled.

Man2: Aw, man...

Man 1: It's the Curse of the Blitz, dude.
by rhastings88 November 30, 2010
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Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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PlayPutin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.
by gnostic3 March 2, 2022
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