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kiss the beth 

kiss the beth by Efosa 😉 August 2, 2017

The Bethesda Bougie Bazooka 

While on maximum allowable dosage of your preferred brand ED medication, dry and powder your erect penis. Just before receiving felatio, apply a light coat of Pepto Bismol to said penis so that your dick resembles the look, smell, flavor and texture of a large piece of 80's style rock-hard Bazooka bubble gum.
My GF complained about the smell while giving head, so I slipped her the Bethesda Bougie Bazooka.

The Bethpage Pipeline

When a fat bitch charges her anal power, and takes the stinkiest slimiest most pungent diarrhea into your favorite coffee mug, and proceeds to cackle like a witch from Halloween.
“Yeah I had this weird English teacher once, she would always give the principal the Bethpage Pipeline.”

“Damn you one lucky son of a bitch.”

The Bethpage pretzel

When you cover a whole twister mat with any shit of your choice, and play twister on It
Get ready bro, it’s Taco Bell for dinner! Because we’re doing The Bethpage Pretzel!

Bethesda "Angel-Time" Studios: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bethesda "Angel-Time" Studios: The First Juvenile Release