While on maximum allowable dosage of your preferred brand ED medication, dry and powder your erect penis. Just before receiving felatio, apply a light coat of Pepto Bismol to said penis so that your dick resembles the look, smell, flavor and texture of a large piece of 80's style rock-hard Bazooka bubble gum.
My GF complained about the smell while giving head, so I slipped her the BethesdaBougie Bazooka.
When a fat bitch charges her anal power, and takes the stinkiest slimiest most pungent diarrhea into your favorite coffee mug, and proceeds to cackle like a witch from Halloween.
“Yeah I had this weird English teacher once, she would always give the principal the Bethpage Pipeline.”