Pop rock band of the 80s, one of the few that actually played their instruments. Among other songs, they played Walk like an Egyptian, Hazy Shade of Winter and Eternal Flame.
by CoyoteJoe April 18, 2006

by Arthur Bostrom October 27, 2003

When one hits the substances too hard on a night out or during a sesh and realises they are beyond mangled.
by Lev.your.best.life June 03, 2021

To fail in spectacular fashion, bungle, goof. Inspired by former BMW designer Chris Bangle, whose radical 6 and 7 Series redesigns of the 2000s pale in comparison to BMW's classics and remain rolling visual atrocities to this day.
AJ came off the bench to lead the potential game-winning drive, but bangled his chance by throwing four straight incompletions and sealing the rival team's comeback win.
by beckenbauer June 14, 2011

Mark: You see that pineapple over there?
James: Yea
Mark: Bangle it!
Chris: I can bangle anything from a hedgehog to a tractor
James: Yea
Mark: Bangle it!
Chris: I can bangle anything from a hedgehog to a tractor
by Merk99 February 22, 2011

To fail in spectacular fashion, bungle, goof. Inspired by former BMW designer Chris Bangle, whose radical 6 and 7 Series redesigns of the 2000s pale in comparison to BMW's classics and remain rolling visual atrocities to this day.
AJ came off the bench to try and win the game on the last drive, but bangled his chance by throwing four straight incompletions and sealing the rival team's comeback win.
by beckenbauer November 16, 2011

In reference to Chris Bangle, BMW's head of bad design. It refers to something that was great, but has been reworked into something new and horrible which doesn't represent the previous version's awesometude.
I'd buy a BMW 5 series, but only if the new versions weren't so Bangled.
New Coke was seriously Bangled.
New Coke was seriously Bangled.
by Drew Carter July 16, 2008
