The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed.
by Rilo August 01, 2003

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!
by Anonymous May 01, 2003

The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!
by loki581 May 28, 2003

by B&T December 28, 2007

Lydia: "Steve, why are you so worn out this evening?"
Steve: "Bait N' Tackle my lady. Now make me a sandwich."
Steve: "Bait N' Tackle my lady. Now make me a sandwich."
by F one. J one. October 20, 2010
