The babysitter

Someone who is appointed to supervise an individual who feels like they don’t need supervision ( the individual who is being supervised is unaware that this is happening) can also be referred to as a Micheal Muchmore

Hey wait a minute were u the babysitter this whole time

The babysitter by SadieWaffles October 17, 2021

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The World's Babysitter

the United States of America

Don't bash the US so much...they provide help the most so chill the Fu*k out on those insults!

Man:The United States is obviously the world's babysitter.
woman:That goes without saying.
Middle East(mostly Iraq & Afghanistan)
WWII
Gernmany
Japan
North,South Korea

The World's Babysitter by Dynodope July 25, 2006

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I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release...

I got punished by Gladys Woodstock (my first babysitter; The first Juvenile release) for defecating in the 🛁 🛀 🛁 《¤》 Bathtub: The First Juvenile Release... by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

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The Baby Sitter

When you come in your partner's eyes and tell them to watch your kids.

I turned my last date into the baby sitter. When I was ready to pop I blasted off in her eyes and told her to watch my kids.

The Baby Sitter by Lateralus84 July 13, 2021

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Babysitting the pusi

You're just a nigga looking out for a girls being a simp trying your best to get the pusi but she just sees you as a friend she doesn't want to smash you, so you're basically watching the pusi in hopes that she'll let you smach but in actuality another niggas smashing her .

Friend 1 -Yo dog this bitch led me on thinking I was about to get the pussy but then she friendzone a nigga

Friend 2 - lmao so basically you were babysitting the pusi

Friend 1 - Man it's fucked up buts it's true

Babysitting the pusi by Quacii June 21, 2019

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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