Under appreciated Fullerton, CA skate punk band/supergroup. Their self titled is one of the bestpunk rock debuts ever released, but, unfortunately, they're largely glossed over in the modern rock vernacular for bands like the Dead Kennedys or Black Flag, both of whom enjoyed a larger measure of crossover success.
The Adolescents: for when the phrase "Orange Countypunk rock" didn't conjure up images of assholes in Hurley gear with cocked trucker hats.
The Five Pillars of Adolescence must be achieved only when the individual is the teen age from 13 - 17. If one fails to achieve the Five Pillars of Adolescence before turning into and adult at the age of 18 then one's childhood memories shall haunt the individual.
Pillar 1: Social Networking
Pillar 2: Parties
Pillar 3: Relationships
Pillar 4: Smoking, drugs and alcohol Pillar 5: Sex
The Five Pillars of Adolescence example...
"John is going to become an adult, he is turning 18 soon and until now he has failed to achieve any of the Five Pillars of Adolescence therefore he shall live the rest of his life in regret, stress and flashbacks from his childhood. The Five Pillars must be achieved whatever ethnicity, race or beliefs you are. They are not optional, but they are compulsory for that certain age group, fail and you will have a bad future."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.