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the adolescents 

Under appreciated Fullerton, CA skate punk band/supergroup. Their self titled is one of the best punk rock debuts ever released, but, unfortunately, they're largely glossed over in the modern rock vernacular for bands like the Dead Kennedys or Black Flag, both of whom enjoyed a larger measure of crossover success.
The Adolescents: for when the phrase "Orange County punk rock" didn't conjure up images of assholes in Hurley gear with cocked trucker hats.

The Five Pillars of Adolescence 

The Five Pillars of Adolescence must be achieved only when the individual is the teen age from 13 - 17. If one fails to achieve the Five Pillars of Adolescence before turning into and adult at the age of 18 then one's childhood memories shall haunt the individual.

Pillar 1: Social Networking
Pillar 2: Parties
Pillar 3: Relationships
Pillar 4: Smoking, drugs and alcohol
Pillar 5: Sex
The Five Pillars of Adolescence example...

"John is going to become an adult, he is turning 18 soon and until now he has failed to achieve any of the Five Pillars of Adolescence therefore he shall live the rest of his life in regret, stress and flashbacks from his childhood. The Five Pillars must be achieved whatever ethnicity, race or beliefs you are. They are not optional, but they are compulsory for that certain age group, fail and you will have a bad future."
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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