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The 8 Axes of the Spectrum of Philosophy

A detailed model adding dimensions of tradition and change. Axis 1: Analytic-Continental. Axis 2: Theoretical-Practical. Axis 3: Realist-Antirealist. Axis 4: Individualist-Holist. Axis 5: A Priori-A Posteriori. Axis 6: Foundationalist-Coherentist. Axis 7: Traditionalist-Progressive (philosophy conserves wisdom vs. philosophy critiques tradition). Axis 8: Systematic-Aphoristic (philosophy as system vs. philosophy as fragments/essays). These eight axes create 256 philosophical positions. Nietzsche is continental, practical, antirealist (about many things), individualist, a posteriori (genealogy), coherentist (will to power as organizing principle), progressive (critiques tradition), aphoristic. Hegel is analytic-ish, theoretical and practical, realist (Absolute), holist, a priori in some readings, foundationalist (dialectic), traditionalist (preserves while sublating), systematic. The 8 Axes demonstrate that style and relationship to tradition are as defining as content.
The 8 Axes of the Spectrum of Philosophy "You think philosophy is just arguments. The 8 Axes show that's one style—systematic, analytic, traditionalist. But aphoristic, progressive, continental philosophy exists, and it's not failed analytic philosophy—it's a different game. The axes help you see that philosophy is a family of practices, not a single method."
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Shackteâu

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breatharian 

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The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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