the 11

The Police
9+1+1=11

Guy #1:Oh shit it's the 11
Guy #2:What the fuck does 'the eleven' mean
Guy #1:Bro nine plus one plus one equals eleven duh
Guy #2: Oh shit yeah that makes sense
(Guy #1 and Guy #2 are now in a squad car)

by Omelas May 11, 2016

The 11

Only 3% of ken have a completely straight penis

Most have an 11 o'clock. Mayve even a 10:30. Up, down, left, right, mixed. According to my doctor. 100% normal to have an 11.

It was a little bent to the left, but it made it feel bigger. I've never been with a 12. Up, down, left or right it is always The 11.

by Aki8181 May 10, 2023

the 11 thing

That mood change people get in when they're awake past 11pm. This usually results in one saying weird things or becoming inappropriately flirty due to being horny And is often aimed towards people who definitely shouldn't be flirted with such as ex's.

Billy: Bro I'm full wiggin out. Sarah was for sure hitting on me last night saying she was mirin the guns.... So fucking cracked
Bob: Yeah man, I wouldn't take it too seriously, it was probably just the 11 thing.

by scrabbleplayer111 February 17, 2015

The 11:30 Meeting

The 11:30 meeting is the office meeting that takes place every day at 11:30am. Also known as lunch. This term was created by the legendary Hoodrats of The Document Source @ Southeastern. It has been known to cause Freshman 15 and closets naps between shifts. If not prepared for, it may cause delays in starting the meeting. This has lead to many hurt feelings and the sensation known as "Hangry". It is important that this meeting start on time and spared no expense.

Hey Mr Josh, what we doing for The 11:30 Meeting today?
If yall don't decide what we doing for The 11:30 Meeting, I'm gonna lose my mind!!

by DeepSouthLyricalGangsta January 7, 2022

The 11 sins

The 11 sins of Otheeiasm:

•Rape/no consent touching
•Incest
•abuse (mental and physical)
•murder

•kidnapping
•robbery/stealing

•torture

•racism

•Homophobia and transphobia

•Lying for no reason

I know what the 11 sins of otheeism are!

by Otheeiasm July 4, 2021

Hypothesis of the 11 Dimensions of Reality

The Hypothesis of the 11 Dimensions of Reality are a speculative, semi-cosmic framework that expands reality beyond the usual 3D + time setup and goes full multiverse mode. It starts grounded (length, width, depth, time) and then progressively spirals into probability, branching universes, meta-universes, and finally… absolute nothingness. Often used in sci-fi debates, metaphysical arguments, and by people who say “hear me out” before explaining existence itself.

Breakdown:
1–3. Length, Width, Depth – Regular space. You can bump into stuff here.
4. Time – The “you can’t go back but you wish you could” dimension.
5. Probability – Every “what could’ve happened” timeline.
6. Branching Universes – Same starting point, different choices, infinite regrets.
7. Different Start Universes – Same game, totally different character creation.
8. Universe Plane – The multiverse’s group chat.
9. Universe Hopping – Skipping realities without going step-by-step.
10. Infinite Possibilities – Literally everything that can exist, does.
11. Void of Possibilities – Beyond existence, beyond potential, beyond “bro.”

“Bro, in Dimension 6 of the Hypothesis of the 11 Dimensions of Reality there’s a universe where I passed that exam.”
“Yeah, but in Dimension 11 none of this even exists.”

by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026

Theory of the 11 Dimensions of Reality

A metaphysical framework for mapping existence that starts with the familiar and spirals into the utterly mind-bending. It posits that reality isn't just a 3D space moving through time, but a nested hierarchy of possibilities. Dimensions 1-3 are the physical world (length, width, depth). Dimension 4 is time. Dimension 5 is the space of probable outcomes from a single starting point—every choice you could have made. Dimension 6 contains all the parallel timelines branching from our universe's birth. Dimension 7 is the multiverse of universes with entirely different physical laws. Dimension 8 is the "plane" containing all such multiverses. Dimension 9 is the ability to quantum leap between non-adjacent universes. Dimension 10 is the infinite container of all possibilities that can exist. And Dimension 11, the Void, is the pregnant emptiness containing all possibilities that haven't even been imagined yet—the raw potential before existence.

Theory of the 11 Dimensions of Reality"Dude, I'm not just sad I texted my ex. In Dimension 5, there's a version of me that didn't. In Dimension 7, there's a universe where texting is a formal apology ritual. But in Dimension 11, the Void, there's a version of me that never even had an ex to begin with. That's the one I'm mourning."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 22, 2026