A loud, powerful, blasting series of farts let in sequence immediately upon awakening from the nights sleep. It is recognized by a sharp crackling sound that emulates the 21 gun salute from an M1 Garand color guard and carries the odor of the nights meal. A real man lets this fart in front of his woman without a care of whether she hears this or not.
Honey, what in the world was that sound? I think I just lost part of my hearing as I awoke from a deep sleep, I thought we were being shot at.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.
by Goatoghillgary December 19, 2016
An alcohol-induced belch accompanied by a small amount of one's own vomit that is contained in the mouth and then swallowed.
by Ducky Boys Prospect February 7, 2011
A modernization on old traditions in which one taps the head fixes the tie and dusts the shoulders. It mixes old ways with the new in which younger generations can honor the past in a new innovative way.
by Badjoplin January 27, 2021
by Screech Powers June 7, 2006
Whilst standing at attention, instead of raising your straightened hand to your eyebrow, or tip of you hat, you lower it to the tip of your woman pleaser. A great way to show respect amongst other bros, or in the military, a way of disrespecting a female officer.
EX.1: LT Garcia got pretty pissed when I gave her the cock salute this morning on the pier, damn bitch got me on extra duty now.
EX.2: As you approach Ron Jeremy, the only true way to show your respects is to render a cock salute, and carry on your day.
EX.2: As you approach Ron Jeremy, the only true way to show your respects is to render a cock salute, and carry on your day.
by seed323 February 26, 2010
by BoulderSender69 February 18, 2018
by snowballs_chance April 20, 2010