Wipey Puss

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.

Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!

by johnnies245 August 17, 2017

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Butt-Puss

A healthy substitute for a vagina in prison.

"I'm gonna pound that Butt-puss on the yard ."

by facebook_user September 5, 2016

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Side Puss

Similar to "side boob". When a high cut bikini or under garment shows partial labia.

Holy smokes!!! Did you see that chick rockin side puss hard in that 80s bikini???

by Kbone2thamax December 29, 2016

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Pussed

Having been claimed by a sleepy cat as its bed, and unable to get up without risking a brutal savaging.

Honey, can you grab me a beer? I can't get up; I've been pussed.

by IAmRampantSprouts May 22, 2015

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Puss Russ

A sweet and kind hearted guy that loves to griddy and has curly hair. He can make anyone laugh, and always knows how to make someone smile. He is never too shy to do anything. He is also best friends with people named Zach. Puss russes are also pretty positive people.

Sawyer is such a puss russ. Wish there were more people like him with his rad personality.

by dorkyporkysmorky January 19, 2023

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