Wobbler is cobbler with weed baked into it (weed+cobbler = wobbler), much like "special brownies", but fruitier and more delicious depending on your dessert preference.
Stoner 1: "Hey, man, you want to come over? Stacey's making cobbler! With weed!"
Stoner 2: "Oh, you mean wobbler? Fuck yeah! I'm there!"
Stoner 2: "Oh, you mean wobbler? Fuck yeah! I'm there!"
by Wobblah June 26, 2010
Also known as a cock wobbler danza or Daniels. A wobbler is known for kicking the Chevy sideways, ingesting any type of alcohol, and a passion for any type of T Bars thongs. IS THAT RIGHT?!? a wobbler occasionally sustains injuries to the shaft of his penis due to a thong rub from panties being slide to the side and NOT removed. A wobbler is known to have multiple J.O. jerkoff sessions without having a time frame on when his gf is arriving home. He can also sustain injuries while playing sports such as slopitch hockey or euchre. A wobbler may be employed as a plow operator, but drives it like Earnhardt in a chevy.
Ricky Martin: What injuries has the wobbler sustained?
Mongoogle: He was hit with a comebacker at slo pitch, his index finger is blistered from euchre, and his shaft and helmet have a T Bar burn.
Mongoogle: He was hit with a comebacker at slo pitch, his index finger is blistered from euchre, and his shaft and helmet have a T Bar burn.
by Woodler October 30, 2019
1: The bleached rectal area of the North American gay male.
2: An erection whose quality is adversely effected by the ingestion of alcohol.
2: An erection whose quality is adversely effected by the ingestion of alcohol.
1. In preparation for his date, Lance bent over and checked his wobbler in the mirror.
2: Unfortunately for Susan, a long night at the bar had given Bernard a wobbler.
2: Unfortunately for Susan, a long night at the bar had given Bernard a wobbler.
by Allen Munson Tonkin III, Grey Emrys Llewellyn Smith December 23, 2007
Aka shoelaces ... use them to tie your lasses tits to make them sexually arousing again. Its also a bargain boob job in many respects
by The Milk Man Cometh November 21, 2020
Once magnificent cantaloupes firm and perky, the years have not been kind to them. Sagged and deflated beyond their former selves they are now wilted wobblers
Binding them is the only way to make them resemble their former splendor
Either that or a really good push up bra to create that shelf look again
These wilted wobblers would well and truly fail the pencil test
Binding them is the only way to make them resemble their former splendor
Either that or a really good push up bra to create that shelf look again
These wilted wobblers would well and truly fail the pencil test
Dude 1: Remember that fox from work with the great rack?
Dude 2: Yeah such a great set.
Dude 1: Turns out they are just wilted wobblers. Dude 2: Wow that was some bra she had creating that shelf look
Dude 2: Yeah such a great set.
Dude 1: Turns out they are just wilted wobblers. Dude 2: Wow that was some bra she had creating that shelf look
by The Milk Man Cometh November 21, 2020
by Taizwobblers September 10, 2017
by Pabs Momoney August 20, 2003