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Definitions by Woodler

Also known as a cock wobbler danza or Daniels. A wobbler is known for kicking the Chevy sideways, ingesting any type of alcohol, and a passion for any type of T Bars thongs. IS THAT RIGHT?!? a wobbler occasionally sustains injuries to the shaft of his penis due to a thong rub from panties being slide to the side and NOT removed. A wobbler is known to have multiple J.O. jerkoff sessions without having a time frame on when his gf is arriving home. He can also sustain injuries while playing sports such as slopitch hockey or euchre. A wobbler may be employed as a plow operator, but drives it like Earnhardt in a chevy.
Ricky Martin: What injuries has the wobbler sustained?
Mongoogle: He was hit with a comebacker at slo pitch, his index finger is blistered from euchre, and his shaft and helmet have a T Bar burn.
Wobbler by Woodler October 30, 2019

Broad Hacker 

commonly a high idiot who wheels women using a combination of Tinder Bumble or Hinge. Typically drives a white Nissan Maxima rolling on 20’s while listening to Shade 45.
That Broad Hacker is trying to get skin from multiple women on social media, but he was too much of a high idiot to check his messages.
Broad Hacker by Woodler October 28, 2019

high idiot 

A high idiot is most likely a Canadian who smokes or eats copious amounts of Marijuana. Common attributes are a flat beaked hat, shatter pen, and a stunned look.
That high idiot was late to work because he was waiting for his volcano vaporizer to hit optimum temperature.
high idiot by Woodler October 25, 2019
Everytime i go to miami they sell me that bap
Bap by Woodler May 30, 2019