The act of first receiving oral sex from a chick until you are close to ejaculating, then pulling your penis out and mushroom stamping the four corners of her face (in homage to William Wallace's limbs being sent to the four corners of England), then crying "Freedom!" as you come on her newly stamped visage, preferably dropping her panties out of your outstretched hand as you do so.
I was feeling patriotic, so I paid homage to the Scots by giving some hood rat the William Wallace.
That cocksucker sure was surprised when I pulled out and William Wallace'd all over her face.
Guy 1: Damn, why does Tanya have four red marks on her face?
Guy 2: Oh, I gave her the William Wallace last night.
Guy 1: Nice. I hope you yelled "Freedom!"
That cocksucker sure was surprised when I pulled out and William Wallace'd all over her face.
Guy 1: Damn, why does Tanya have four red marks on her face?
Guy 2: Oh, I gave her the William Wallace last night.
Guy 1: Nice. I hope you yelled "Freedom!"
by Lije March 16, 2008
A conniosseur of pornography. He is so much more than a historical figure. He specializes in breast milk with auto-ingestion. Lactation and all milk related activities fall under his umbrella of pornographic interests.
Additionally he is a fan of blumpkins and Alabama hot pockets. He is a master of his craft.
Additionally he is a fan of blumpkins and Alabama hot pockets. He is a master of his craft.
by Dr. Dingleberryologist November 20, 2018
by ririririiririri144163435761253 September 10, 2018
The real one: Wears A Kilt. Rolls in the mud with said kilt on. Has a two-handed Claymore sword. Chops off people's legs with said sword. Fought against the warriors of Edward The Longshanks.
The faerytale William Wallace: fights Longshanks to the death, Longshank's blood dripping down Wallace's face while he does a sword dance around his bloody claymore. He then slits open Longshank's wife's chest and removes her guts.
The faerytale William Wallace: fights Longshanks to the death, Longshank's blood dripping down Wallace's face while he does a sword dance around his bloody claymore. He then slits open Longshank's wife's chest and removes her guts.
1. William Wallace was the bravest Scotsman to ever exist.
2. William Wallace was the goriest Scotsman to not exist.
2. William Wallace was the goriest Scotsman to not exist.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008
I'm going to william wallace this shit!
by T-Bizzle R-vizzle July 28, 2008
by krunchyblak October 24, 2010
The William Wallace - a sexual maneuver based on the fact that during the 13th century, they didn't have running water to clean up. A man and a woman engage in anal intercourse at which after a length of time, the man pulls out, rolls the woman over, and inserts his penis into her vagina in order to clean the detritus off of his shaft. Once he feels it is sufficiently clean, he works up to ejaculation, at which point he yells out , "FREEDOM!".
by dirtyernie November 19, 2006