The Virgins are a band from Manhattan, NY, consisting of Donald Cumming (Vocals), Wade Oates (Guitar), and Nick Zarin-Ackerman (Bass). Occasionally, The Virgins enlist Paul Vassalo and Kevin Rice. The Virgins formed in 2006 and have since released a self-titled EP (2007) and self-titled album (June 2008). The Virgins' music has since appeared on television shows such as "Dirty Sexy Money" and "Gossip Girl", which explains their somewhat meteoric rise in popularity amongst the 'Teeny Bopper' demographic. Their song, "Rich Girls" made #68 on Rolling Stone's 100 Top Songs of 2008.

I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)

A sex act involving penetration through a jelly donut.

a definition (also a meme) or an act of doing something in a manner that protrudes complete failure, rejection or causes a person or an object to be unnoticed, judged, mocked, shamed, or act very timid.

A sex position when you stand there doing nothing, having imaginary sex. Hence the word virgin.