that ginger is a leaning tripod
by sir kamen roberts November 15, 2011
by Hockey Photography Lover December 4, 2021
A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face.
by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD June 21, 2006
"Man Solee this trek is killing me man, where all the trees at, i might whip out the tripod kickstand and rest for a while"
by Otungarei February 11, 2009
by Joe Daniels March 11, 2007
One of the most deadly and complex sex positions ever. Anyone who attempts it dies and anyone who sees it goes blind. The man lies on his back and props himself up with his elbows (making his legs and erect penis form an upside down tripod shape) and the woman attempts to crawl up his ass. the woman dies of suffocation and the man dies of internal bleeding.
Blind kid: be careful when opening doors, or you'll end up like me
other kid: what happened?
Blind kid: i walked in on my parents doing the inverted tripod
other kid: that sucks! was it a nice funeral?
other kid: what happened?
Blind kid: i walked in on my parents doing the inverted tripod
other kid: that sucks! was it a nice funeral?
by raptorjesus99 August 16, 2009
Used to describe the penis of a man by the name of Thomas, also known as Tommy. The penis of a Thomas is abnormally large, and often mistaken for an extra limb. This gives the appearance of three legs, resembling a tripod stand for a camera.
Damn, look Thomas S. over there. I fantasize about him in bed. I've heard he has a tommy tripod!
Thomas looks like he would have a tommy tripod, but in reality he has the smallest dick to mankind.
Thomas looks like he would have a tommy tripod, but in reality he has the smallest dick to mankind.
by CONTRABANDAZALEA January 8, 2018