The sexual act of taking someone's eye out with a spoon, or any sort of instrument, and then having sex with the eye socket, until you ejaculate onto the brain.
"Did you check the doctor I recommended out?"
"Are you kidding? He looks like the kind that would give me a Surgical Brain Job as soon was I was asleep."
"Are you kidding? He looks like the kind that would give me a Surgical Brain Job as soon was I was asleep."
by Nathan Pickles March 27, 2008
When your sexy thong gets so deep up in the crack, that it crosses the taint line and encroaches on the labs labia.
by ChunkyDunkin July 25, 2014
When advanced freakish science/medical malpractice is practiced upon an individual to render them unto the form of a cow, in varying degrees of accuracy, likeness, functionality and general success.
It appeared to huey that his own son had foregone the rectum replacement and in it's stead, had gone and rendered him "surgically cowinated..."
by Kittenpuncher February 25, 2022
by Debskelly1985 April 6, 2023
The ability of a doctor to remove anything from any given place.
For example a light bulb in the anus or the fun from a weekend.
For example a light bulb in the anus or the fun from a weekend.
by MrT-maybe August 6, 2023
by Smallbutfierce December 11, 2020
by thotimusprime58054 November 29, 2018