When you consume enough cans of beer so that when they are stacked one on top of another, they surpass your height. The stack of beer cans is taped together to create a staff - the ultimate symbol of drinking intenseness. Once mage status is reached, that person is a guaranteed boss.

Also known as Wizard Status.
-Fuck boys we are so gonna acchieve mage status tommorow.

-What a boss, he acchieved mage status
by ...riel... April 14, 2011
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When Someone Beats you 5-0 or more goals without them scoring showing complete humiliation on how bad they are at the game
I just Facebook statused John, He is terrible at Fifa.
by Weshboy May 22, 2020
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A basic daft introverted human being
You're such a statue!
by Pigush December 24, 2021
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A statue is which is most of the time made of stone. A frozen sculptured piece of stone, mainly to honor someone from a past life that has done something spectacular and helped the world in some way; important people, or icons that were greatly admired by people.
Person 1: Hey you see that statue it looks super familiar!
Person 2: Yeah that’s a past police officer remember he saved the kidnapped baby from out of the building.
by _definitions4u March 16, 2019
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*Answering phone...Hello Claude, statue?
Claude: "ya it's me."
by Anglo Guy June 6, 2022
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One somebody throws a fit to get what they want. They will eventually stop when they realize nobody will pay attention to them OR they will not receive desired thing by throwing a fit. Commonly witnessed by healthcare professionals.
Patient in bed B is in status dramaticus because she wants a turkey sandwhich, taxi voucher, and warm blankets to go. She’s been discharged an hour ago and refuses to leave.
by Nursie93 January 13, 2019
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