Definitions by Nursie93

Status Dramaticus 

One somebody throws a fit to get what they want. They will eventually stop when they realize nobody will pay attention to them OR they will not receive desired thing by throwing a fit. Commonly witnessed by healthcare professionals.

Patient in bed B is in status dramaticus because she wants a turkey sandwhich, taxi voucher, and warm blankets to go. She’s been discharged an hour ago and refuses to leave.

Status Dramaticus by Nursie93 January 13, 2019

granola stoner 

A person who is normally always high, uses all natural earth like products and foods, and enjoys earth dances when the sun rises and sets.

The granola stoner was up at 6am dancing with the sun rise and smoking his weed.

granola stoner by Nursie93 February 25, 2017

Buzz Bunny 

A person who jumps around from hospital to hospital trying to get high off pain medications.

That patient said she was allergic to everything but dilaudid. She was seen at the other hospital today. She's a buzz bunny.

Buzz Bunny by Nursie93 February 10, 2017