Pulling A Stamos

Definition: When you go out and fuck a lot of girls. Made popular by John Stamos in Full House, AKA Jesse.

Guy #1: Did you hear about Johnny fucking Mellissa, Courtney, and Monica.

Guy #2: I heard he was fucking Emily, Rebecca, and Ashley.

Guy #1: Well, looks like he's pulling a Stamos.

Guy #2: Yeah, I can't wait untill they find out.

by John Fucking Stamos Bitch July 19, 2009

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Jason Stamos

Koil "wrong Koil" 66's first character on the NoPixel server.

Have you heard Jason Stamos' voice? It's so raspy

by ScoobyLinny May 28, 2021

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John Stamos

Your girl most likely told you something like what your mother told you as a kid, if you don't look like John Stamos, you're not going to amount to anything.

Elvis didn't become Elvis because of his outstanding songwriting abilities. He looked like John Stamos, and one thing John Stamos never heard from his mother was that he wasn't going to amount to anything or that he was a fucking loser.

by The Original Agahnim August 18, 2021

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John Stamos

A guy who's mother told him that Santa Claus brought him into this world for everyone.

That guy John Stamos still not only believes in Santa Claus, but he thinks that it's true that Santa Claus brought him as something for everybody, the most popular thing under the tree.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

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