He does it! A meme created that was once a stock inkling (from splatoon) for the splatfest, who was misshapen and named Tim.
by KFTaco May 13, 2016
According to Stewie Griffin, it is when a person is sound asleep, and someone secretly ejaculates onto their face.
He gave her a Splat Job!
by Jonothan Evans October 21, 2018
by I. Lowndes October 24, 2006
by Torchiest March 11, 2009
by remtiw mada November 25, 2010
Looks like someone loaded a shotgun full of shit and shot it in the toilet bowl. Also blowin the toilet bowl off the hinges. shooting everything but the water in the pot. Splats McGhee!
by Bored tribal employees! April 27, 2011
A distinct, water-down, grotesque bowel movement, after a night of heavy drinking Canadian-made beer Labatt Blue.
"Ughh, dude, drinking all that Labatt Blue last night is catching up and I gotta drop some Labatt Splats."
by THC420 November 26, 2007