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Wiskey Dick

wiskey dick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. wiskey is distilled from a beer. wiskey dick is invoking the fact that both wiskey, it's self, and wiskey dick are a more potent version of their original nature. wiskey through distillation wiskey dick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with wiskey dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
wiskey dick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."
Wiskey Dick by RepOmaN April 14, 2013

Wiskey Dick

to have consumed so much alcohol that you can no longer get an erection.
Rob : " man I tried to have sex with that crazy hoe last night but I got wiskey dick! "
Wiskey Dick by Findawg January 20, 2009

wiskey tango foxtrot 

Code words for WTF, an internet abbreviation that actually stands for "What The F*ck" (WTF..does that mean? ..is he doing? .. etc) If you don't want to refer to the offensive word in mixed company, you state the "code" instead.
In response to an argument that doesn't makes sense:

Wiskey Tango Foxtrot - can you understand what this dude is saying?

Wiskey beak 

When someone has been drinking heavily for years, their nose becomes permanently red and swollen.
Amy: Jesus christ, did you see that dudes nose?
Mark: No shit, he has a serious case of wiskey beak
Wiskey beak by plansant February 15, 2019

alpha wiskey 

Alpha Wiskey – Military slang cover term for toilet paper, or ass wipe.
Night Hawk 7 Romeo, Night Hawk 7 Romeo. This is Dagger 7. Tap Night Hawk 7 actual on the shoulder and tell him to bring 3 boxes of Alpha Wiskey with him when he rolls to our site. How copy over?
alpha wiskey by Trav March 28, 2005

Richard Wiskey 

" That fellow may be of the 'richard wisky' type"
Richard Wiskey by Whity Ford December 15, 2004