Scroll Happy

When you scroll incredibly fast to the degree you often scroll to the top of the page.

You’re so scroll happy you moved my screen to the top of the page.

Stop doing that with your scroll happy self you aren’t even looking at the videos.

by GreenSoulChara September 12, 2023

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secret of the dragon scroll

The most important lesson of life, that the powers and capabilities you seek are, and have been within yourself all along.
Limitless power is waiting, dormant inside you.
Made popular in the DreamWorks film, "Kung Fu Panda" (2008, D's. John Stevenson & Mark Osborne)

(person 1): "I'm so frustrated. It feels like there's nothing I can get right. I just want to give and quit trying.'
(person 2): " It's important to at least try to understand that anything truly is possible when you realize and embrace the Secret of the Dragon Scroll..."

by Thereisnobox December 22, 2017

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Scrotum Scroll

When two Bros dock and then another bro comes with his nutsack wraps the two wieners with for skin.

During the brodynamic three chosen ones will perform and read from the Scrotum Scrolls

by (((CCC))) December 6, 2021

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scroll patch

The part of your phone's touch screen (iPhone, Droid) where your finger oils form a patch from frequent scrolling.

Dude I have a nasty scroll patch on my iphone.

At least my Blackberry doesn't have a scroll patch like your Droid.

by Nick Muggets April 8, 2010

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scroll shame

The feeling of regret after having wasted far too much time scrolling aimlessly over social networks instead of spending the time doing something productive.

"I’ve got serious scroll shame today. I just spent 25 minutes scrolling and falling down one clickbait rabbit hole after another. I could have got so much done already but now I’m out of time".

by Stivchik December 15, 2017

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Hole Scroll

toilet paper

I ran out of hole scroll, then had to use dirty tissues from the garbage.

by clubcrack November 4, 2009

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Skid Scroll

The name for the remaining roll of toilet paper after someone has wiped their ass with it and then rolled it back up rather than tearing it off and flushing it.