Pretty much a geologist, just a lot shittier and less educated then a normal one.
Holy shit, did you hear that Rick’s backup plan is to become a rock scientist?!
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She is a spoken word poet from Nigeria, her real name is Ifeoma Jennifer.
Lyrical scientist is a spirit poet
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A Scientist!
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If they think it's up to them to sort out everything about the pandemic, they think they are God if there is one.
Scientists don't know anything the rest of the population can't figure out.
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The kind of person that would try to measure a blue whale's penis during intercourse.
Blue whale in blue whale talk- I already told you, get the fuck out of here and don't bring your scientist friend back faggot, I'm trying to bang Helga I think she said her name was.
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Don't love you it when scientists can't explain something or get puzzled by something, such as their fears about bodies lying in the streets all over Africa, and it turns out the area they thought would be the worst (due to resources) has so far been one of the least affected in the world. Scientists are the same kinds of cowardly people that always tell people be careful, be vigilant, don't let your guard down even if you already are careful, vigilant, and on your toes.
Scientists are a lot like many people involved in a religious or spiritual organization, they love to keep people on their knees and fearful of the next wave, even if so far people haven't been complacent, and the worst scenario never became. These folks have a little too much control of the average person's life, and they're among the least socially responsible people there are, which is why despite everyone else not being confused about anything, scientists are still the ones that are puzzled (yet they are also the ones everyone else seems to listen to/look to for answers these days, kind of like people who look to religious organizations or the government for answers they can come up with on their own).
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People puzzled/baffled by the way some of the countries with the lowest vaccination rates (such as those in Africa) are also having the lowest overall spread of the coronavirus.
The countries that scientists thought would be the worst grief tragedy sympathy stories in the grief tragedy sympathy industry, the ones with bodies piled high in the streets, ended up being some of the least affected while also being the least vaccinated.
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