Someone who has a phone and a facebook account and posts comments all day long. A researcher knows everything about every topic under the sun. There is nothing that he/she doesn't know about.
Danny: Hey it's been long since I saw Johnny last time.
Cris: He is a researcher on facebook nowadays.
Cris: He is a researcher on facebook nowadays.
by stepbrotherofgoogle April 14, 2020
speculation; what the emergent tree shrews of the blogosphere do as they push aside the source-checking, story-verifying, reality-worshipping dinosaurs of the mainstream media.
Recent research indicates that Barack Obama's ties to Al Qaeda have been corroborated. (Stephen Colbert)
by Shuzuluza December 30, 2008
by Kevin1588 October 24, 2017
A paedophile. The term originates from Chris Langham's court defense when charged with downloading child pornography summer 2007. Langham claimed the images were downloaded as research for a charachter in a comedy sketch show he was writing.
by Hamilton Cork August 26, 2007
An expression often used by men online who want to know the name of a certain video or person so they can store it in their spank bank.
It's synonymous with saying, "so I can fap to this later on."
It's synonymous with saying, "so I can fap to this later on."
Can anyone tell me the name of that girl in the video with the big boobs? For research purposes, of course.
by Sanguivorant March 28, 2015
1. Research relating to genes or inherited characteristics. Gene mapping, gene sequencing, and so on.
2. Masturbation, especially male masturbation as it usually leads to the expulsion of raw male genetic material.
2. Masturbation, especially male masturbation as it usually leads to the expulsion of raw male genetic material.
Scientist: I'm going to determine the relative positions of genes on a DNA molecule.
Guy 1: Hey, I've been trying to call you all afternoon! Where have you been?
Guy 2: At home conducting a little genetic research.
Guy 1: One of my favorite pastimes.
Guy 1: Hey, I've been trying to call you all afternoon! Where have you been?
Guy 2: At home conducting a little genetic research.
Guy 1: One of my favorite pastimes.
by nuclearplants September 6, 2008
by Ktm5 September 23, 2015