Pooh Bear

Soft to the poke, pudgy. If this individual wore a yellow shirt they would closely resemble pooh-bear.

*May have difficulty touching their shoulders or toes. Known to do up-down exercises.

Boy: "She's like my little pooh bear, soft and warm... but I don't think she'd like that I said that..."

by winnieeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 15, 2010

Pooh Bear

in the gay sub-culture of Bears and cubs- a bear who has a skat fetish.

Jason is such a Pooh Bear... Can you believe that he likes guys to shit on him?

by MurrayTiger September 20, 2010

Pooh Bear

A fellow, late night, removes his pants and boxers, and stumbled around to find a bathroom, with merely a t shirt on, fell into a shower, flushed a shower curtain, tried to jump in bed with me....

“Man, did you hear about Donny Mack?, he Pooh Beared me last night!

Or
Wyndley Pooh Beared route 100 that night....

by ValleyEWHA May 1, 2019

Pooh Bear

When you perform sexual acts on someone wearing only a T - Shirt, more specifically, a cropped red one

Timmy totally Pooh Bear’d Ryan in the back of the Home Depot. I heard his shirt was dirty

by Mr. Honey Pot March 15, 2022

pooh bear

The act of leaving your shirt on during sex because you are too embarrassed about your fat gut.

Hey man, did you hear about RobbieBB went pooh bear with that chick last night?

by RobbieBB November 17, 2015

pooh bear

the action of doing someone up the butt, using honey as your lubricant.

I pooh beared the chick after she got really drunk,

by Gonzalez June 10, 2005

pooh bear

whena girl doesnt wipe her butt and participates in anal sex. so the pooh makes the guy angry as a bear.

guy 1: Dude this chick freaked me out, she pooh beared me last night
guy 2: NO FREAKING WAY!

by zach bassin May 28, 2010