Nicknamed "Phil-ous", pretends to be Dr. Phil. Drives a red mustang, smokes a lot and thinks he's really funny; but really isn't.
You're being such a Phil
by mitch_hellyeah December 10, 2008
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Another use of the word "fail."
Clyde: That video sucks!
George: Yeah, I know. It's such a phil.
by MpegEVIL May 3, 2011
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A very sexy, mid-twenties man who is very talented, possible blonde or a musician.

The American equivalent of "Sheila."
Look, there's one hot Phil coming our way!
by fakefoot August 25, 2009
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The most brilliant person you'll ever meet in your lifetime. Incredible on the guitar, and spends upwards of 200$ at a time at records stores, you'll always want to find a Phil if you want to listen to good music. His vocals are the most incredible of any boy in the world, raspy and soothing at the same time. He's the kind of person you could take trains, planes and automobiles to, anywhere in the entire world. Looking at constellations, explosions, and everything else. The kind of boy whose eyes you could look into forever and ever, as you wake up next to him and remember that you've never been more in love in your life. His knowledge of everything from Taoism to the best bands you'll ever hear of, makes him all the more loveable. Phil is a certified mind blower, writing with extravagance and sounding like a poet each and every time he opens his mouth to speak. Trustworthy and comforting to the core, Phil is worth everything that anyone could give.
Friend: So, you and that brilliant gentleman?

Me: We're not dating. But yes. I've got myself a Phil alright.
by strypes January 26, 2014
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The bestest boi of The Promised Neverland
The only wholesome part of the anime
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A male Karen. Usually a huge Trump supporter. Doesn’t wear a mask if he doesn’t have to. Thinks Covid is a hoax. Probably was in the Capital raid.
I was in driving home and Phil was selling Trump Merch while yelling at his Uber Eats delivery guy for being too slow.
by Mmmmmm Diabetes March 23, 2021
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A Phil is a limp and hairless penis. A Phil is usually attached to a very feminine pretty boy. This is because a Phil is strongly questioning his own sexuality and his love of lavender pretty things
He hated getting dressed in gym class because everyone would laugh at his Phil.
by Delicate Debbie August 7, 2011
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