norman is a noun to be used after a degrading adjective. Usually used to make fun of yourself or other people.
'look at that ugy guy! He's such a spotty norman!' 'eww. i am so skinny. I'm such a knobbly norman!'
by halee rae October 11, 2005
by keithboy December 30, 2011
by milliea12 November 24, 2019
What you don't forget to bring.
Often used as an item that a minority, say the nerds in a classroom, will bring.
It is often the thing that your mind completely skips.
Often used as an item that a minority, say the nerds in a classroom, will bring.
It is often the thing that your mind completely skips.
Teacher: Don't forget to bring your Norman tomorrow!
Teacher: Did you finally find your Norman?
Ambrose: Nah, couldn't find my Norman...
Leo (whispers): Dude, he brought his Norman AGAIN...
Rikky: Miss, can I go get my Norman?
Teacher: Did you finally find your Norman?
Ambrose: Nah, couldn't find my Norman...
Leo (whispers): Dude, he brought his Norman AGAIN...
Rikky: Miss, can I go get my Norman?
by RikkyC August 17, 2006
a person that always want to talk with michelle :P,, hoping that he could fuck her,, and be his gf,,, he really loves michelle soo much :)
by love u michelle March 5, 2009
Norman is a type of man that enjoys long walks on the beach fuelled by battery acid and brain damage. They are genuinely blonde and crave expensive sneakers that their parent's Centrelink money can't afford. Normans generally enjoy talking trash to older men on the bus.
by BasementCooker June 21, 2021
by yourmumsbootycall February 3, 2021