a noose

another term for your asshole; often mixed up with the item used to hang yourself

I have to shit so bad my a noose is about to explode.

by hold up and hold my johnny February 7, 2018

Noose

Noose; cigarette, tab, bine. Noose coming from the hangmans noose used to hang people till they are dead. A slow death

"Knock me a noose will you" Lend me a cigarette

by Paul forster July 11, 2008

Noose

:D the best thing in life that can help you in many ways

me: :D i wanna hang myself
person: *gives noose* this is what you are looking for

by owo i really wanna die July 2, 2019

Noose

The anatomical arsehole located between your bum cheeks.

Doctor: "please sir, kindly slacken that noose before I attempt to remove that mobile phone".

by Luke Walton January 21, 2008

Noose

a rope you dance on lol joking that's how you get hanged

I was noosed to the roof

by BobtheTatMate October 11, 2018

douche noose

Those scarves that Eurotrash and some wanker Americans wrap around their necks regardless of the temperature outside

See that guy on the streets of Paris (or New York or Berlin or Tokyo) in July with the scarf-thingy around his neck? What a douche - I call it a douche noose.

by DDouble December 26, 2020

pretty noose

1. Something that looks so damn good, but in reality, it is bad for you. Usually, you will be curious at this particular thing, and it will end up you losing your job, or you going completely insane.
2. The best god damn Soundgarden song ever created.

1. a) Man, that looks like a fun jump, but I may hurt myself.
b)That girl is hot, but she will eventually use me up for money and take screw me over for some false harassment charge and then go and marry some shitty billionare actor.

2. Fall out and take the bait, eat the fruit, and kiss the snake goodnight...

by Tredmond July 10, 2005