to hold whatever you're smoking and talk instead of hitting it. usually done by know-it-alls who feel like they're superior to you in intellect and that you could learn a few things from them.
Guy 1: Rambling on about bands no one cares about
Guy 2: Damn man you gonna hit that shit or microphone it all night?
Guy 2: Damn man you gonna hit that shit or microphone it all night?
by locomurph June 7, 2010
by pychopath May 13, 2015
During oral sex, the person giving oral sex grabs the penis in one hand and slaps the head with the palm of the other hand saying "Is this thing on?"
Repeat until he answers or falls to the floor.
Repeat until he answers or falls to the floor.
"She was giving me head, smiled and then the bitch microphoned me!"
Next time you give head and your man hasnt been listening, microphone him. I bet he'll listen next time!
Next time you give head and your man hasnt been listening, microphone him. I bet he'll listen next time!
by SweetMaurine November 24, 2016
used specifically during smoking sessions,meaning to keep the blunt with you and not pass it,either intentionally or unintentionally.😁
by Stoner_dictionary August 17, 2018
"bro she stopped half way through and gave me a microphone check."
"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"
"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"
by Then8ie December 24, 2013
by BadolzoN July 13, 2008
Man she’s trippin’ she needs to go check the fuck out of a damn microphone.
I need to go around back and do a quick mic check (microphone check) my high is fading!
I need to go around back and do a quick mic check (microphone check) my high is fading!
by all_good_daze June 15, 2019