A merp is a specific type of girl--can be from ugly to cute, but cannot be hot. A merp is always a small girl, cannot ever refer to a large girl/woman as a merp. A merp will usually have some kind of weird or immature qualities.
note: can never refer to someone you would perceive as a WOMAN as a merp, always going to be a GIRL.
note: can never refer to someone you would perceive as a WOMAN as a merp, always going to be a GIRL.
Whats your type of girl, actually I know, you love merps.
Theres only merps at this party, lets leave.
Youll probably get with a merp tonight.
Theres only merps at this party, lets leave.
Youll probably get with a merp tonight.
by KD- yerp, DanTheMan December 17, 2010
by smlemur February 1, 2011
Merping is the art of eating a medium rare steak off of an accomplices head, anything other than medium rare is a challenge of chivalric combat to the death
by (⊙＿⊙) September 13, 2018
an action to merp or merping around
merping should be experienced for ones self.
Merp has no limits
you decide how you want to merp it up
merping should be experienced for ones self.
Merp has no limits
you decide how you want to merp it up
Ben: Hey Sienna how was your weekend?
Sienna: Ah pretty chill you?
Ben: Mhmm just did some casual merping
Sienna: Sounds rowdy, you really know how to merp it up
Sienna: Ah pretty chill you?
Ben: Mhmm just did some casual merping
Sienna: Sounds rowdy, you really know how to merp it up
by Merpislife November 6, 2010
A combination of "derp" and "mep" used to describe an awkward silence created by someone doing or saying something stupid.
Teacher: "Are you sleeping?"
Student 1: "No, there's a bug in my eye and I'm trying to suffocate him."
Student 2: "Merp?"
Student 1: "No, there's a bug in my eye and I'm trying to suffocate him."
Student 2: "Merp?"
by Derpin Bird May 12, 2011