one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. very sweet. has intendency of being really quiet and anti-social but is surrounded by friends all the time.people get attracted to his unique presonality.confuses you most of the time. he might flirt with you once, but you never know if that will happen again. a ladies-man. veryy moody. he can change his mind in a second. very independent too. lovely in general.
laura: "So you fancy the new guy, john?"
sarah:" i dont know! he flirted with me once but that never happened again, so confused!"
by idkjustlovehim April 30, 2009
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A John is a word to describe a man who gives the best anal sex, but is also also the sweetest guy ever. Johns have big dicks and flirt a lot but are so loving Johns make you smile like crazy gets girls wet easily. A John is rare. A John is the best kind of guy a girl could have.
Person 1- He is the sweetest guy I ever met, he makes me smile like crazy.
Person 2- Aww! , a John?
Person 1- Ohh yess defiantly *winks*
Person 1- Youre so lucky I wish I could find myself a John.
by amybug November 12, 2010
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a person who uses the services of a prostitute
Police ran a sting on the newcomer johns at the whorehouse
by Mark March 31, 2005
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You can't get hotter than John.
by hot ice1515 May 1, 2009
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Someone who's been shit on their whole life.
John: Hi I'm John, I've been shit on my whole life.
by Icy Wyte May 21, 2018
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Just a complete douchebag honestly. The kinda guy who when he enters any given room there are at least three people in that room who wouldn’t mind giving him a good punching.
Did you see John today?? I don’t know why, but I just especially feel like whooping his thicccc ass today
by Using my real name January 21, 2020
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