Jessica Alba

She is a multiracial actress who has a natural beauty and is intelligent, But has no talent in what she does for a living. In Hollywood...she is appreciated and rewarded only for her looks.

Women in movie theater: Wow Jessica Alba is so pretty and has the perfect "look" for this role!! but she's such a bad actress in it. Maybe she should go into modeling instead.

by Shabonki 86 January 3, 2007

jessica alba

HOTNESS masked in a human body

X: I suppose Jessica Alba is alright lookin'.

Y: (shoots X)

by Canard April 15, 2006

jessica alba

If you are male and you don't know who she is you are officially gay.

One who is attracted to cute women must have a vague idea who jessica alba is.

by Chickenwing21 October 11, 2006

jessica alba

1) The only French-Mexican person on this planet.
2) In crappy movies.
3) Object of multiple mantasies.
4) My wallpaper.

Jessica Alba is a stunning actress in crappy movies. I refused to see Into the Blue but still adore her.

by Harry G. October 20, 2007

jessica alba

Top 10 beat off fodder for nearly the entire virile male population ages 11-49

(thinking to self) "Man I'd like to put my meat in Jessica Alba's pink taco..but since that won't ever happen i'll use my imagination while I stroke my salami"

by Kibbles n Bits June 23, 2006

Jessica Alba

This woman has looks and brains, shes a great role model for young girls, a great actor, hot, a great mother, hot, oh yeah did I mention she's hot?

If she doesnt attract you, you are officially gay. She is just perfect, funny ass comedian Dane Cook is lucky.

Guy 1: You know Jessica Alba?

Guy 2: Hell yeah

Guy 3 (me): Yoooo, she's hot.

Guy 1: Haha I'd Plow The Field

Guy 2: Me two.

Guy 4: She doesnt attract me.

Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3(me): Your gay.

Guy 4: No, I like women, just not her.

Guy 3(me): Umm, shes got the looks of a godess and about as smart as alber einstein, how could you not like that?

Guy 4: Hmmm, maybe I am gay.

Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3(me): Yes you are.

by Guy who know things July 24, 2009

Jessica Alba

amazing, tremendous, honorable, attractive, beautiful

Jessica Alba was Jessica Alba. And she had great tits too.

by Jon the Pirate September 26, 2006