Tory house

A house that is made for tories to live in. May include features like being large, having a detached garage and has more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Ruby is in denial that she lives in a Tory house

by having an aneurysm October 2, 2022

The Waffle House Theory

In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.

What time is it? Is it too late for the Waffle House theory?

by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017

house smouse

A term used for any person who is clumsy, a little lame, or otherwise corny in personality or looks.

That girl keeps spilling her drink, she's the house smouse.

by bexbexbex April 1, 2021

Crushing the Steak House

Look Going down on Winton

I was crushing the steak house and he loved It

by Steken5423 February 15, 2022

Pan's House

A funny sitcom featuring everyone's favorite, Pan as the lead!

Oh hey did you see that episode of Pan's House last night?

by CutiePan February 1, 2021

barbie house

when someone considered to be rich af is trying to fuck you over small amount of money (especially rappers when they don’t wanna pay producers for beats)

meme_wlk “I can’t pay you for that beat I just bought my daughter a barbie house”

by gucciwater361 May 8, 2020

Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 1, 2023