It'd be considered a borderline hate crime to have a "Christmas sale", nowadays the PC term is "Holiday sale"!
by Piranha November 17, 2006
a) a time of year when you're supposed to sit back and reflect and give thanks and shit like that but actually everyone just gets drunk and eats a lot and spends lots of money because our society advocates wasting insane amounts of dough to "celebrate"
b) a really, really kick-ass song by green day. a dark political "anthem" that truly encompasses america's depressing military situation
b) a really, really kick-ass song by green day. a dark political "anthem" that truly encompasses america's depressing military situation
a) oh no another holiday is coming up which means that i'm gonna have to go waste more money on crap-ass presents and make sure we have plenty of gramps's old hangover remedy
Can i get another amen
There's a flag wrapped around a score of men
A gag
A plastic bag on a monument
i beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
this is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday
Can i get another amen
There's a flag wrapped around a score of men
A gag
A plastic bag on a monument
i beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
this is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday
by a TRUE green day fan November 27, 2004
by Ka May 1, 2005
A sad excuse to force all of your family members all under one roof. None of these poor miserable bastard like seeing each other but they do it to, "Make mom happy." The grim reality of the holidays is that about two to three times a year, family members go through this sad pathetic song and dance only to go home and talk shit about each other behind their backs. Don't ever think your family is not like that, because they are. If no one ever talks shit about a fellow family member to you, it's because they're all talking shit about you.
Ted: So Bill, what are you doing for the holidays?
Bill: Telling my Dad to go fuck himself
Ted:....well Happy Holidays to you too....
Bill: you can go fuck yourself too
Bill: Telling my Dad to go fuck himself
Ted:....well Happy Holidays to you too....
Bill: you can go fuck yourself too
by imthatawesome November 25, 2010
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e December 29, 2005
(Name) As a child, Holiday's are beautiful young girls with the heart and spirit of a lion. As they grow up, they become strong, independent women who tend to have guys fall in love with her. But she doesn't allow anyone in except the right person.
Dude 1: See Holiday? She's beautiful!
Dude 2: She won't let anyone in unless they make a good impression. She's perfect like that.
Dude 2: She won't let anyone in unless they make a good impression. She's perfect like that.
by Rea1118 March 3, 2019
Person 1: I love 9-11
Person 2: FUCK YOU IM COMMITING 9-12
Person 2: *hyjacks plane and flies it into a super target*
Person 3: YAYYY MY GRANDMA FINALLY DIED
Person 1: *hangs himself*
Person 3: commits mass genocide
Person 4: starts western shootout with person 3
Person 3 loses what a prick
Person 4: *shoots himself in the head cuz he a pussy*
Person 5: Christmas is my favorite Holiday
Person 2: FUCK YOU IM COMMITING 9-12
Person 2: *hyjacks plane and flies it into a super target*
Person 3: YAYYY MY GRANDMA FINALLY DIED
Person 1: *hangs himself*
Person 3: commits mass genocide
Person 4: starts western shootout with person 3
Person 3 loses what a prick
Person 4: *shoots himself in the head cuz he a pussy*
Person 5: Christmas is my favorite Holiday
by Nigger1912039121 July 25, 2023