by kai (cobra kai) March 1, 2022
A Term from the 90s Used to Describe Someone as a SEGA Fanboy back in the Day When SEGA Used to be a Hardware Manufacture
Guy 1: Yo I Heard of Some Hedgehog Who Signed Up For One of SEGA's Screamstakes over at Wendy's to Win an Upcoming Sega Apollo
Guy 2: That's Awesome Wanna Come over to My House and Play Quake 3, Unreal Tournament 2004 or Half Life 2
Guy 1: Sure! SEGA!
Guy 2: That's Awesome Wanna Come over to My House and Play Quake 3, Unreal Tournament 2004 or Half Life 2
Guy 1: Sure! SEGA!
by baliebox4916 November 16, 2018
My boy, Jesse, is such a hedgehog; he choked on his woman's bush and the paramedics had to be called.
by cacticards January 7, 2015
Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.
Also describes someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.
Also describes someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.
"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"
"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."
"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."
by M Rockwell February 20, 2007
the most amazing creature to ever grace the earth, a hedgehog has only ever farted ounce, that is how the universe was created, hedgehogs do not have owners, they have staff, if you kill a hedgehog you will burn in hell for eternity, also they are communists.
by the wiggles123 April 4, 2019
When a man positions his ass over a females face in a crouching position - resembling a hedgehog.
The women then licks the man’s butthole while the man stays crouched and engorged.
The women then licks the man’s butthole while the man stays crouched and engorged.
by SkdjdjdjeAll May 21, 2022
by FloppaUrbanDictionary August 31, 2021