Haitian Handful

A Haitian Handful is a sexual act comprising of jizzing into someone's cupped hands, which is subsequently drank by either party.

"Whoa bro, last night my wife wanted a Haitian Handful!"

by Wolfydope September 19, 2018

Haitian Eyes

When your eyes bug out Jerry Springer Mean Style while looking at modern technology, like an over head bin , on an airplane.

Two buddies on a holiday - Dude, did you see that girl? They ask’d her if she wanted cheese its and she went straight Haitian Eyes.

Ma’am would you like a free up grade to First Class (insert Haitian Eyes) Awaba dubo, a baba dee dee

Grunts ~ Smiles ~ Yes

by British Gal 1973 September 10, 2023

Horny Haitian

1) a male Haitian who constantly dances to one move. the grind.
2) this is also known as the H H. or the AYCH HACHE.
3. Evan A. of Great Neck South High School

"ayo we were at senior sweet heart at school. and i swear i saw this Haitian dancing and grindin guys."
"yea its called horny haitian. or the HH. its common.

by tennisrocks92 February 12, 2010

haitian packing

when you and your friends get together and pack the shit out of your car. 8+ people to a four seater, 10+ to a SUV and so on.

Damn we haitian packing the shit out of your toyota camry trying to go to BBQ's in Green Acres.

by lordwilliam92 April 6, 2011

Don't be haitian

Kind of like "Don't be hatin" -- but you throw in 'haitian'.

Girl: Oh my god, you are so stupid.
Guy: Don't be haitian

Guy 1: Dude, your cat has a flabby butthole
Guy 2: Don't be haitian on my cat

by jb1232 April 22, 2009

The Haitian Scarecrow

When a girl stapels a mans balls together, with a stapel gun. He is in so much pain that he is can not move, just like a scare-crow. Then the girl takes a dilido and violently thrusts it up his ass. He has to un-stapel his balls and then only after that can they enjoy intercourse through the vaginal method.

Ian: "i had the haitian scarecrow really good last night!"
Kyle: "why would you let cara do that to you!?"
Ian: "i find it kinky."

by CoolKid101010101012 June 20, 2009

haitian food

Haitian food is a type of food that is nasty in appearance, smell and taste. You don't want to eat it unless you want to go to the bathroom ten minutes later.

His breath smells like shit after eating his Moms homemade Haitian food.

by OnlyspeakFacts January 27, 2017