funk

funk is a state of mind

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time, cause y'all have knocked her up. I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe...I was not offended, for I knew I had to rise above it all, or drown in my own shit.

-Funkiest sentence ever (heard on "Maggot Brain" by Funkadelic)

by mama connection June 8, 2007

Funk

Usag and meaning varies.

1. Bad smell, odiferous, maloderous
2. Depressed state, moody
3. Musical movement/genre

1. Leaving a glass of milk on your windowsill for days on end will result in a distinct miasma, or Funk.
2. Feeling down in the dumps, sort of lazy, edgy or irritable, but without justifiable cause is referred to as being in a Funk.
3. Music speaks for itself- George Clinton & the P Funk All Stars...

by THE REAL JULIA April 20, 2006

funk

Basically its like this:
Soul + drugs = Funk

george clinton plays some funky ass funk

by JCEEZ March 30, 2006

funk

Slang for high-quality marijuana, originating from Broward County, Florida. Derivatives of the slang include, "James Brown", "George Clinton", etc. All devised so as to elude law enforcement knowledgability.

Who got that funk? Who got that funk? Who got that funk? Broward County got that funk, ya heard?

by Anonymous Man September 5, 2005

funk

A secret word that was once used to bypass the badword filter on basilmarket. It was discovered by a clueless nib one night when a bug caused any line longer than 4 characters to trigger the badword filter. It is now a meme.

Yes, I know it's 100 mil plus. >.>

How do you bypass the filter without saying Funk?

by Muffins4NightBreakfast July 11, 2008

Funk

Living creature that is the size of a medicine ball, but covered in teets. Landed on Bootsy Collin's house. You can milk the funk. Lets you see around corners.

We can take the funk and make ourselves some tasty shakes.

by Grace Lynn April 12, 2008

Funk

The smell of sex.

Funk is that smell that's left over after sex.

by Appledude24 August 28, 2008