n., A personality type; one who is small or otherwise unobtrusive, and also bland, usually white, and kind of a square.
Derived from the thoroughly unexciting pears found in portable, lunch-pack bowls of mixed fruit sold by Dole, Del Monte, and supermarket knockoffs.
Derived from the thoroughly unexciting pears found in portable, lunch-pack bowls of mixed fruit sold by Dole, Del Monte, and supermarket knockoffs.
All his life, Mikey B. wanted to be dramatic and exciting. He cranked his techno albums to maximum volume, and rolled down his windows while cruising the boulevards of his parents' wealthy neighborhood. He once organized a crunk bake sale, for his high school chapter of Young Republicans (who had not yet co-opted the word, hyphy from hip, urban culture).
Yet, try as he might, nobody really noticed him. He was just a pear in the mixed fruit bowl of teenage society- small, white, bland, and kind of squarish.
Yet, try as he might, nobody really noticed him. He was just a pear in the mixed fruit bowl of teenage society- small, white, bland, and kind of squarish.
by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner August 31, 2007
The sexual act in which a person performing oral sex on a male fits the penis and balls in their mouth at once.
by Emeritus_III November 30, 2017
Invented in Dodge City, Kansas in the 1970s, this occurs when two men remove their pants and underwear, and interlock elbows back to back & ass to ass. Then one man pulls his torso down forward, hunching over, which in turn elevates the second man upon his back, who lifts his legs into the air, exposing an almost symmetrical vision of their junk, taints and anuses to unsuspecting onlookers.
I heard a rapping at the window, and when I opened the curtains I beheld a ghastly site...it was two boys flashing me with a double inverted fruit bowl moon! Quite shocking.
by Rev619 July 16, 2010
Lil'$ham was staring to get hungry, and his girlfriend was feeling frisky, so they decided to turn her vagina into an Irish Fruit bowl
by Lil'$ham February 2, 2010
by Jack March 31, 2005
12 guys just ran a train in the bathroom on some total slut and turned his ass into a fruit punch bowl.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin January 3, 2019
When a man take a woman's gaping asshole and proceeds to dump and assortment of fruits and alcohol into it. The man then consume the contents of the asshole after she sits on his face.
by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 22, 2020