by pauly January 19, 2003
a misread term derived from "feltch"; the act of licking or sucking cum out of someones ass.
Be Advised; The Surgeon General has warned that feltching may result in you being a pole smoking homosexual. Not recommended.
Be Advised; The Surgeon General has warned that feltching may result in you being a pole smoking homosexual. Not recommended.
by .A.M February 11, 2004
Fletching can mean a man eating his own semen out of the anus of his male or female partner, or it can mean a man eating his own semen out of the vagina of his female partner.
Straight man: Do you ever do fletching with your guy?
Gay man: No, it's too gross for me. Do you ever do it with your girl?
Straight man: Her ass? No. Her twat? All the time!
Gay man: No, it's too gross for me. Do you ever do it with your girl?
Straight man: Her ass? No. Her twat? All the time!
by chocolate box April 20, 2006
by PTakamoo October 12, 2003
Game where feaces is pushed out of anus as far a possible before 'sucking' it back in. The winner is the person who can get the 'turtle's head' out the furthest without decapitating it. The losers have to find a shower quickly.
by Louis69 December 7, 2007
To fletch someone is to deliberately be unorganised, lazy, carefree and incompetant knowing that you will just delegate the resulting mess to others below you and make them clear it up or solve the problems that occur.
To fletch someone is to royally fuck them over within the work place, creating mass amounts of extra work and stress for that person as you've not been bothered.
To fletch someone is to royally fuck them over within the work place, creating mass amounts of extra work and stress for that person as you've not been bothered.
I was such a fletch to the whole design department today, I fucked up and just dished the resulting mess to them whilst I went shopping for a rowing machine.
by HelloChris July 30, 2008
One who disses there friends for a lifestyle of gayness and gay activities. A true butt pirate whose only reason for living is to be a complete asshole and will do whatever it takes to accomplish absolutely nothing. He will do alot of homosexual experimentation to become the ultimate faggot on the planet.
"If you were any gayer you would be Fletch."
"Fletch is so gay, the name Fletch may one day take over the word gay."
"Fletch is so gay, the name Fletch may one day take over the word gay."
by reflexion December 11, 2007