When you fall and claim u broke one of your bones when its just a miner injury
Instant doctor : Patrick fell and twisted his ankle but his busy yelling that he broke
by Meq_Frost October 10, 2020
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Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?
by gnostic3 April 25, 2020
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Doctor Geebshoes is a common figure in Norse literature. A folk hero to many, Doctor Geebshoes embodies kindness and mindfulness, and his work as a pediatrician is not to be ignored.
Armed with a poland spring bottle and a 5/16 socket, Doctor Geebshoes brought peace and harmony to Norway
by Bike Carroll March 14, 2021
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The mf that stitches you n takes bullets out instead of goin to the hospital
Mfs at the garage doctor after the shit last week
by Clebaby101 September 27, 2021
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A Doctor Sanchez, or Dr. Sanchez, occurs when an individual applies fecal matter from another individual's rectum directly in the space between the nose and lip while wearing latex gloves, leaving a mustache made from their own feces. It is essentially a dirty sanchez with the finger instead of the member.
I went to the doctor and he checked my prostate while I was prostrate; but when he finished, he gave me a Doctor Sanchez.
by Boopieman March 5, 2019
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When you go down on, or have sex with a recently open scar from surgery on your mate.
Matt: "Dude I so hit that last night."
John: "Didn't she just have her appendix taken out?"
Matt: "Yeah, I totally got my doctors degree"
by Mercedes1108 August 2, 2008
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Someone who says, thinks, or believes 'work' is the cure
"I'm not feeling well today"
"Just come/go to work and you'll feel better"
"What are you? The work doctor?"
by Dog-lover22 February 6, 2017
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