An old ass pedophile who enjoys midget porn and touching small boys
Being a Dave Bartlett will get you 20.
by Slowam March 30, 2022
Get the Dave Bartlett mug.
One who has reached maximum immaturity, is very destructive, and enjoys an occasional hot carl.
Guy1: Oh thats nice, someone has hammered a screwdriver through our work table and knocked the corners off.
Guy2: Yeah it was probably a damn smart ass comedian dave hanlon found time between video games to be a shop clown.
by prickydicky22 August 3, 2009
Get the dave hanlon mug.
A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.
Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.

*blood splatters*

Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”

Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.
by Bawston69 August 4, 2019
Get the Dumbass dave mug.
Shivang Dave is a great guy! He's caring, funny and understanding. Because of this, we call him Dad.
"Be more like Shivang Dave, Dad."
by ShivangIsMyDad October 1, 2018
Get the Shivang Dave mug.
A shot containing rye whiskey and peach schnapps. Usually cause for a good night as well as horrible memory loss.
Those Fuzzy Daves were the cause of my black out last night.
by IkeaBoy1987 November 4, 2010
Get the Fuzzy Dave mug.
Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.
Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.
by Letemburn May 2, 2022
Get the Dave Jorts mug.
Taking a bong hit and then before releasing taking a shot of alcohol. The idea is to take the bong hit without friends noticing and then when they walk in on you all they'll see is you taking a shot of whiskey and spewing smoke afterwards.
I flamed a Dave in front of my friend yesterday, and he was speachless.

The Flaming Dave will confuse your friends to no end without an explanation.
by Papashan December 22, 2015
Get the Flaming Dave mug.