Burger punk: "Double baco cheeseburger...it's for a cop."
Rod Farva: "What the hell was that all about? You gonna spit in it now?"
Burger punk: "No, I was just telling him that so he makes it extra good......Uh, don't spit in that cop's burger."
(she spits)
Carson Daly: "What was that, bitch? If that was supposed to be for a cop I would have had Carl fuckin' Winslow come over and suck it."
Christina Aguilera: "I just don't like the taste of it, OK?"
Carson Daly: "WHAT!?!? Is Carson Daly gonna have to choke a bitch!?!?"
Rod Farva: "What the hell was that all about? You gonna spit in it now?"
Burger punk: "No, I was just telling him that so he makes it extra good......Uh, don't spit in that cop's burger."
(she spits)
Carson Daly: "What was that, bitch? If that was supposed to be for a cop I would have had Carl fuckin' Winslow come over and suck it."
Christina Aguilera: "I just don't like the taste of it, OK?"
Carson Daly: "WHAT!?!? Is Carson Daly gonna have to choke a bitch!?!?"
by Nick D April 26, 2004
desperate asses who try to fill their quota by hiding and if they see you do anything, they act like an ass
two kids fight in front of their friends, cops get there, one friend smiles, a cop needs to fill his quotia, says to kid "you being funny?" kid"no!" cop "you trying to be funny?" kid "no, seriously!" cop "shut the fuck up, funny poeple go in the car!" kid charged with lying to officer
by chriso6 October 16, 2009
by your mom on a stick February 17, 2009
To get something or the last of something. To be the first or the last to get or own something. Taking something in your possession.
Man they are the last new Jordans on the shelf you better cop that. The new game system just came out I'm about to be the first one to cop that!
by Everett Williams jr July 9, 2018
The people we hate when we are breaking the law, but the people we love when the wrong people go crazy.
I hate cops when I get pulled over, but love cops when im at the mall and some crazy guy is killing people with an AK-47
by Optical_Epilepsy April 22, 2011
Enforcers of the law, or just lifeless pig losers who when are bored arrest skateboarders or harrass people...coppers really have no power its all about the judge..fuck the police they need to do ther jobs and stop talkin to snitches..investigate on ther own..the pigs,popo,jakes,5-0,heat,the man, fuck em all...screw them
Cop: Hey Doug, who did you see leaving the store?
Doug: I dont know, your the cops..investigate..do your job or pay me
Doug: I dont know, your the cops..investigate..do your job or pay me
by Sheist May 21, 2007