When you pull part of your scrotum through a small worn out hole in the undercarriage of your boxer briefs.
My girlfriend noticed a hole in my briefs while I was laying spread eagle on the couch. So I Breached the cockpit to pull aflap of ball bag out
by Ryan smack August 2, 2020
by 3speed March 23, 2010
forrests mom has a rusty cockpit
by Skeeter and Mr. Serrano December 29, 2009
A sex act performed on a commercial airline pilot by a flight attendant during flight. Typically used in a context in which the flight attendants are not fat old hags.
by Veuve Cliquot September 27, 2009
Referring to those who want to spice up their sex life and do the uncomfortable act of shoving gas station vitamin pills into their urethra in order to have alleged better sex.
Their is no scientific evidence to support this does anything except cause infection, causing 3 hospitalizations in the past year.
Their is no scientific evidence to support this does anything except cause infection, causing 3 hospitalizations in the past year.
by TheAbsurdistShow August 19, 2021
The area on the female where the pilot (the man) lands his nuts on the females asshole and flips his member into her vagina making a stable yet efficient compartment for the pilot.
by Mike Op January 21, 2008
Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Cockpit Press is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Cockpit Press! Like, tots embarrassing!
by Dick B. Tricklin July 4, 2018