out like a brown trout

Out as in "not in".

"The closet? No, I'm out like a brown trout!" - Chris

by mkings01 March 6, 2012

restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout

squeezing out a fat one, taking a dump, releasing your bowels

Sorry i was late for school, i was busy restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout.

by Stromboni<miller> May 31, 2006

corneyed brown sewer trout

A big long piece of doody with corn in it.

Tom almost didn't make it out of his cleanroom suit before the big corneyed brown sewer trout poked its head.

by jessseee September 12, 2006

massive brown trout

The "Massive Brown Trout" is a strange illustrious bowl movement known across Europe, North America and parts of Latin America.

The "Massive Brown Trout" has been listed on the endangered species list in many parts of Central Africa due to the inhabitants of said continent having issues in replicating fecal forgery

The "Massive Brown Trout" differs from its well known cousin the "Brown Trout" due to its sheer seize and mass.

The Massive Brown Trout has evolved through the intake of fibre rich foods and has gained notoriety for its lingering smell which has been known to knock a traveller of his sister, if said smell has been inhaled.

Ayye Tommy, I left a "Massive Brown Trout" in the toilet bowl yesterday evening and now the toilet won't flush.

by GIL18 March 18, 2018

Deep Creek Brown Trout

When you go away for a weekend with fraternity brothers to a brother’s beautiful lake house, and you decide to take a dump in the pristine lake waters.

“Where’s GB?”

“He’s stocking the lake with some Deep Creek Brown Trout!”

by Freakie14 May 1, 2022

Brown trout

When a poo smoothly slips out of yo ass without leaving poo stains on the toilet paper

Dude: "Hey Jerry, I hit the shitter earlier, and unleashed brown trouts!"
Jerry: "YOOhohooooww!! Out came the brown trouts!!!111!!11!"
Dude: "what the fuck?"
Jerry: "OOohhohhoo! I got a nice waft of that poo stench!! Yipeee!"

by Mountaineer007251 March 26, 2022

Brown Trout Moccasins

The act of someone performing oral sex on you while wearing shoes you have defecated in.

Karen developed pink eye after giving Hershel a pair of Brown Trout Moccasins at his Bar Mitzvah

by Marfield January 8, 2020