Bro Code

A code for men who are insecure about their masculinity and need to let the internet dictate their behavior because they don’t have their own common sense.

Man: “Dude, why don’t you ask out Kara?”
Bro: “She’s Matt’s ex. I can never break bro code.”
Man: “Matt has been married to Shelly for five years and we’re all on good terms if you want to date Kara. Learn to read social cues from individual situations, dude.”

by Schemic May 30, 2018

Bro Code

1. A set of rules followed by guys who never get laid.
2. A guide on to how not to get laid.

An example on how not get laid straight from the Bro Code: "Bros before hoes" this should really be "Chicks before dicks" because real bros get laid.

by ICallThisTheDoubleBarrel July 21, 2011

Bro code

A set of laws that a girl shall not be able to read

I let my friend use the bro code to figure something out but then he showed it to a girl

by Legen. October 21, 2015

Bro code

#1.Exes off limits
#2.If a guy likes a girl don’t get in the way
#3.Three feet away from all girls
#4.No hugs
#5.No high fives

I don’t want to see you breaking Bro code

by Certified Beaut December 10, 2019

Bro code

- A true bro shall always forgive another bro regardless of the problem.

Hey you slept with my sister, but its all chill i forgive you just don't do it again because it against the bro code

by Brocode101 June 18, 2011

the bro code

some made up shit that doesnt really matter because girls need attention

"dude follow the bro code"
"nah man my girl needs me"

by cock muncher 2112 November 2, 2018

bro code lockdown

It’s a form of trust that you cannot break or you will be hated forever with no trust over everything with your best friends (You do a pinky swear and touch your middle fingers)

Kayden - “I just lost my virginity”
Will - “Bro code lockdown?”

by Rumople89 July 7, 2017