To refer to a movie better than Jurassic Park

The most badass epic motherfucking dinosaur movie ever created. This movie follows the story of a tough ass brontosaurus named littlefoot and his crew of little shithead friends. These little pussyshit dinosaurs defeated a BIGASS T-Rex at the end of the movie and found heaven itself.
Oh shit that movie totally Land before Timed that piece of shit.
by Campanella June 22, 2009
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The Hand Before Time is a sexual act where a woman with a little T-rex arm gives a man an old fashioned.
That homeless lady outside the liquor store used her little gimp arm to give Steve a The hand before time.
by Ron J. Livingston December 13, 2010
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A series of impossibly bad events one after the other. Based on the popular movie, "The Land Before Time". In it, the young dinosaur Little Foot, is victim to a chain of horrible events like being attacked by a T-Rex, witnessing an earthquake, watching his mother die, being separated from his only family, going on the biggest journey of his life without adults or anyone to protect him and being attacked by that same T-Rex twice more.
Friend A: "Dude, I got pulled over for speeding today, then the cop arrested me for holding my friend's pot, then my girlfriend dumped me for missing our date while I was in jail."
Friend B: "Sorry man, that's Land Before Time Status."
by dinoSOAR? August 30, 2010
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A way to reference a girl or group of girls that look as if they just stepped out of the prehistoric age. This could mean they have the apperance of ethier a cave person or a dinosuar.
"Look at the herd that just walked into this party, they look straight out of the Land Before Time (LBT)."

"The tall lesbian over in the cornor is def LBT status."
by Planrapist March 20, 2010
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happening before someone was born or old enough to know what is going on
"Well done Peter",we all say and not before their time
by coolsdragon April 15, 2014
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something that happened before I even existed or way before time.
ancient old ancient history I was not born yet before my time
by kyliejmystery April 2, 2016
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Nikola tesla: He had ideas 100 years ago that are being "rediscovered' only now.
Nikola Tesla was a man before his time.
by Tupp November 10, 2013
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